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OK, so it's been more of a collective than a contest, where we all get little league trophies, but that's just semantics. I have many photos in a queue and really try not to think about captions in advance, but this one a real classic came to mind, but it isn't ...

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Tyrus briefing his Angels on their next mission: "See gals there's this damn Yankee heckler sits in the same seat every game. Now you take these here bats and..."

Ty Cobb pick up lines
Alright girls, who's hungry for a little TY?

Anybody interested in making a Cobb sandwich?

Babes in Tyland

Ty shows the ladies how to hold the Wood.

Ty to himself "God, why do these girls ALWAYS have to bring that ONE ugly friend?" (Look at his face. Priceless!)

GETTIN' SOME..............................................................Batting tips that is.

More lines from the Master

Who's next to ride the tycycle?
Easy girls! In the Cobb lovefest, there are no losers, just a TY
Anybody Tysexual?

Rickybulldog wrote:Anybody interested in making a Cobb sandwich?

aka Porn on the Cobb.

Good one Greg.

More Cobb pick up Lines

Remember girls, you can't have a PARTY without the....T....Y!

Who wants to be the TY Breaker?

A reporter asked because of all the investments and wealth, if he liked being a tycoon......well we know what happened next.

Hitting tips from the Master

TY:Normally with two balls, I tend not to choke up on the knob.

Lady:(drops bat and walks away) Sicko!

"Now that you ladies know how to grip the wood, let's work on that unassisted triple play that ol' Ty was tellin' ya about"

That's mad funny Greg! Reading that and looking at the photo w/ good ol' Ty's mug cracked me up!

Yet some more hitting tips from a real swinger

Ty:The grip is very important ladies. Make sure: your hands are well spaced, you're balanced, and your legs are spread apart. Keep your head forward and be prepared, because guys like "Big Train" Johnson are always wanting to give you the high hard one!

Lady:

More pick up lines from the Cobbster

Watch out Ladies! There's a Tyclone heading for your area. Expect pockets of lovin' from the South with a 90% chance of bow chicka bow wow!

He does have that evil gleam going, doesn't he? Oops, careful Ricky; I believe fraternizing between posts ist verboten bei Der CECstapo.
"Hmm, a little music oughta set the mood. Where the hell is my Eat A Peach album?!!" (Allman Bros.)

okdoak wrote:aka Porn on the Cobb.

There it is ... thought for sure I was going to be able to just sit back and come in with it at the end. Mine was a little different, though

Horn on the Cobb

Great job ... no more resting on my laurels. Some of the other ones that really hit the mark with me were Unassisted Triple Play, detailed batting tips (Big Train), Babes in Tyland, Cobb Sandwitch, Ty Breaker. Maybe I liked you guys bettyer with writer's block!

Don't get fresh old man!
Peach Cobbler
On the outside looking in
3 Blind Vice
3's Company
Looks like they're near the rubber

And for the song, What's Going On - 3 Non Blondes

Facts:
Ty Cobb was a mean guy who loved to fight.
He probably slept with a bat.
He hated jokers.
He's in a picture auditioning forgettable bat girls.
Ergo:
Ty Cobb was the original Batman. The all black costume to hide his identity was his masterstroke. Everyone else was expecting a white sheet.

To be honest I don't think I ever cooled off.

Chicks dig the dead ball!

Ty and the ladies settle who wears the baseball pants in the relationship.

Cobbin' a feel.

A Polygamist dream

"Now give that back to ol' Ty missy, fore' you break a nail or sumthin"

"Yes ladies, you're holding ol' Ty's trusty beaver driver"

Cobb didn't slump much, but when he did he slumpbusted with style.