In the early part of his career he invested in the stock market, but never really had the Midas touch.
After his fall, Rusty's family could never pick up the pieces.
Re: Caption Contest #6
Posted: July 30th, 2010, 1:04 pm
by GloveCrazy
Let's start off Caption 9 with
Now SHE doesn't throw like a girl!
Re: Caption Contest #6
Posted: August 3rd, 2010, 10:40 am
by GloveCrazy
Belle of the Ball Game Promzilla And in honor of this week's festivities (good luck guys!) I'll reuse the classic, National Treasure
Re: Caption Contest #6
Posted: August 6th, 2010, 4:01 pm
by GloveCrazy
Now THAT'S a screwball!
Re: Caption Contest #6
Posted: August 6th, 2010, 6:03 pm
by Rickybulldog
National games are always a DRAG!
Bautista was always a diva on the mound.
Heavy is the head that wears the tiara.
Re: Caption Contest #6
Posted: August 7th, 2010, 2:19 am
by ScottWNJ
Rookie hazing is no longer just a pie in the face.
Re: Caption Contest #6
Posted: August 7th, 2010, 1:33 pm
by GloveCrazy
Nice ones, Greg care to weigh in on the subject?
Tiara mess ew!
Re: Caption Contest #6
Posted: August 7th, 2010, 3:18 pm
by Rickybulldog
Girls gone Wildpitch
Weak SISTER at the plate too.
You don't want to catch HIM on that time of the month.
Twisted Sister:
Re: Caption Contest #6
Posted: August 7th, 2010, 3:49 pm
by GloveCrazy
I don't know which is more concerning, the tiara and sash or the skin-tight latex bodysuit. Looks like he's wearing Spiderman pajamas underneath.
Field of Screams
Re: Caption Contest #6
Posted: August 7th, 2010, 4:41 pm
by Rickybulldog
The spiderman pajamas!
Diamonds ARE a girls best friend!
For the rotation:
Aerosmith: Dude looks like a lady
Carl Carlton: She's a bad mama jamma
Re: Caption Contest #6
Posted: August 7th, 2010, 5:46 pm
by GloveCrazy
Yeah figured the Spiderman pajamas would bring back memories.
Re: Caption Contest #6
Posted: August 7th, 2010, 6:09 pm
by Rickybulldog
LOL!
That guy looks studly! (I don't think I was in a "game" on that one. I think I was more of a diversion than anything back then. Because from the opposing dugout looking out to the right field bullpen, that big,tall guy "looks like he's throwin' hard!"
Re: Caption Contest #6
Posted: August 8th, 2010, 12:54 pm
by GloveCrazy
Rickybulldog wrote:Diamonds ARE a girls best friend!
Yeah, that's the them song they play for him when he comes in. Not quite as intimidating as Hells Bells, though.
or, if I may, Diamonds ARE a hurlers best friend!
Re: Caption Contest #6
Posted: August 8th, 2010, 6:19 pm
by GloveCrazy
Sure, nailing the swimsuit portion was a given, and she had that curveball for the talent portion that most of America longs for, but her downfall was the rambling on-and-on about the virtues of the potato (which was a little better received in the state contest).