What would you do for tickets?

This is a follow-up to the rivalry thing. Turns out there are people getting pretty creative trying to get tickets that can’t spend a ton on ebay, Stubub, etc. . Contractors trading work for tickets, radio stations having contests for people to do crazy things for tickets, and on and on.
So, what are some the craziest/creative things you have heard of people doing for tickets to a sporting event, and what would you do for tickets to your dream sporting event?
So, what are some the craziest/creative things you have heard of people doing for tickets to a sporting event, and what would you do for tickets to your dream sporting event?