Caption Contest #10-14

[Rickybulldog]

Good sport Greg! Well played!

Continuing on:

Dropping a hot deuce. (That's for you Jared)

Tommy "Specs" McGhee gives the ole' peepers an eye test.




You know you're a terrible pitcher when:

You're known around the clubhouse as "The experiment"

The grounds crew have seen more action on the mound than you.

The only rosin bags you've adjusted/handled have been your own sitting on the bullpen bench.

[Rickybulldog]

Pitching in a potential pinch.

[GloveCrazy]

Wait for it, wait for it ...

Dude's throwing darts out there!

[Rickybulldog]

Unlike other head hunters in his days like Carl Mays and Sal "The Barber" Maglie, Dick "Shaver" McCormick had his own agenda on the mound.

I've heard pitching a shutout, but pitching a blowout?

Now that's 2 quarters young feller, now you don't go spending that in one place now, ya hear? (reminds me of working for my great grandfather years ago)

Alright, no response on the terrible pitcher, how about name that pitch. We have the "fadeaway" and "Uncle Charlie". how bout:

The Eagle claw ball
Down with Hippies pitch
Wascally wabbit pitch
The ole' Popeye eye pitch "A-gah-gah-gah-gah!" (watch video.)

[okdoak]

Back of his baseball card reads: "Jim pitched a record 832 innings for the Cubs last year. In the off-season he enjoys reading, ice packs, and morphine."

Jim's manager after a rare win: "Son, I'd shake your hand but that thing scares the hell outta me."

[Rickybulldog]

Great ones Greg. Let's hear some more. KVZbs9, Josh, Joel, Cleanhoohoo, Studboy, ScottWNJ, we loved to hear from you. Also, I have this feeling like we're not running on all cylinders.....Hmmmm.....

[Rickybulldog]

Turn it up another V-notch!

[Studboy]

Giving the invisible lady the real or fake test.

For the 7th Inning stretch, Jim puts on shadow puppet shows for the kids.

Though he played ball his heart was in the theatre. This photo is from his Greased Lighnting audition before losing the role to a young whippersnapper named Travolta.

[GloveCrazy]

Nice ones, and I see the search party is still out for some of our missing. Here's hoping that Jerry is found safe and secure. Come home Jerry!

Here's Caption 13: Man, I thought that was an oil stain!

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[GloveCrazy]

Big Train goes chucka chucka chucka whoo whoo.

[ScottWNJ]

"Hey slugger, move that left hand or I'll cover your uniform with strained peas."

"Daddy, your fly is open again."

Song: Baby Glove" -The Supremes

[Rickybulldog]

I sure hope your momma has some lanolin for me.

This liner feels as smooth as.............well....your A$%!

This is the effect of a hard working johnson.

A Senator taking pictures with a baby. Must be campaigning.

The first "Barney" for kids (gotta know your walter johnson facts)

and for our caption master and CEC prez,

Happy B-day buddy! Enjoy the day before it's going....going...GONE!

Cheers,
RBD and his mannequin friends

P.S. We wear pants and stirrups at this level son.

[GloveCrazy]

P.S. We wear pants and stirrups at this level son.

According to Crash Davis you can be eccentric once you have achieved a certain level of on-field success. However, I probably should have mentioned that you didn't need to wear a full uniform -- with stirrups -- when you came over to throw BP ... awkward.

Rawlings C600 Cradle Model
It was fine until he threw her to first
The new team mascot idea was discontinued after a road-trip of colic
Got milk?

[okdoak]

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Wow, whatta catch! I thought that baby was outta here!

[GloveCrazy]

Nice one, Greg, and in the later innings.

When told he was to receive an award to celebrate his road successes, he expected something quite different.