Caption Contest #1

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Re: Caption Contest #1

Postby GloveCrazy » June 4th, 2010, 4:25 pm

Someone's got to come up with another song title so I can stop humming Looking for Love and I Fall to Pieces! Guys, I think we've only scratched the surface with this one (though they've all been hilarious). Here's another, it's all fun and games until someone gets dismembered.
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Re: Caption Contest #1

Postby GloveCrazy » June 4th, 2010, 4:31 pm

Oil Can!
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Re: Caption Contest #1

Postby okdoak » June 4th, 2010, 4:38 pm

How about "Half the Man I Used to Be" by STP?
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Re: Caption Contest #1

Postby Mr. Mitt » June 4th, 2010, 4:40 pm

GloveCrazy wrote:This really would have been an interesting photo, but he never could get past second base.



Stop, Rob, you're killin' me!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Caption Contest #1

Postby GloveCrazy » June 4th, 2010, 4:49 pm

Thanks for the new song ... I was going nuts.

Something that Jeter and A-Rod probably hear on a regular basis ... your pinstripes make me hot!
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Re: Caption Contest #1

Postby GloveCrazy » June 4th, 2010, 5:23 pm

Full Length mannequin with life-like features .......................... $129.99
1920s Stall & Dean wool baseball uniform with tags ................... $225.00
Walking in on a friend doing who knows what .......................... AWKWARD!
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Re: Caption Contest #1

Postby vintagebrett » June 4th, 2010, 8:01 pm

Trying to keep it glove related:

"I see your Schwartz (Randy, Kansas City A's 1965-66) is as big as mine"

"I prefer mine stiff, right out of the box"
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Re: Caption Contest #1

Postby Number9 » June 4th, 2010, 9:42 pm

Every time I see a doll, er, mannequin, dressed up in a baseball uni, this comes to mind. Lemon square anyone?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JchKa8Ox3Hs
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Re: Caption Contest #1

Postby GloveCrazy » June 4th, 2010, 10:46 pm

I don't know Number9, I went to the youtube link and I think you may have some real issues that only years of therapy can help you untangle (though I'm no expert, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn). My niece has the same issue with clown dolls. Good luck!

As for a caption:

Dude, I think you have the instructions upside down (our poor youth).
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Re: Caption Contest #1

Postby Rickybulldog » June 5th, 2010, 12:59 am

Alright, you've summoned the monster. "Good show boys and girls (tap of the heads), continue on, papa's busy."

Interesting contest, although I think the next ones (if any) will be much tamer than the first. :roll:
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Re: Caption Contest #1

Postby GloveCrazy » June 5th, 2010, 10:18 am

Silkience ... for those silky smooth legs!
Boys Gone Wild!
Kama Sutra II - the Out-takes

Still think there are more out there (and Ricky I know you have a few in you). Anyone know how to do an animated .gif (it might be best to just email it to me)?
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Re: Caption Contest #1

Postby Bravosin99 » June 5th, 2010, 12:45 pm

"Ask and ye shall recieve"
TOP TEN SONGS FROM THE HOME OFFICE:

1.Footloose...Kenny Loggins
2.Hold your head up....Argent
3.Leggs....ZZ-Top
4.Nice legs shame about her face...The Monks
5.Lay your hands on me...Bon Jovi
6.I just died in your arms tonight..Cutting Crew (arms on the couch)
7.In Pieces...Linkin Park (see above)
8.Nothings gonna stop us now...Starship...(from the movie Mannequin)
9.Big balls .....AC/DC
and the number 1 answer ...........
10.Keep your hands to yourself....Georgia Satellites
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Re: Caption Contest #1

Postby Frank » June 5th, 2010, 2:26 pm

Hey Rob and Rick,

I missed you guys at the Long Beach Flea market last weekend. Hope to see you this month. Whoa! Talk about disturbing!

Songs:

Whitney Houston: "I will always love you"

The Bangles: "In your room"

Madonna: "Hey Mr. DJ"

The Flamingos:" I only have eyes (thighs) for you"

The Shirelles: "Will you still love me tomorrow"

Captions:

So, THIS is what goes on at the SOCAL get togethers.

Another Rickybulldog glove trade raping.

The Mannequin: "Rob was better!"

The mannequin: "I thought you said your name was Jim"

The mannequin:" Ricky, I thought you said you had a mushroom bat?"

"The first rule of SOCAL glove club is you do not talk about SOCAL glove club."

Just curious Rob, why do you have this photo? Is there something you need to tell us?

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Re: Caption Contest #1

Postby GloveCrazy » June 5th, 2010, 7:23 pm

Who knew that it would take a caption contest to break the Ninja out of his cocoon?!! Welcome out of the shadows, brutha!

Maybe someone sent me the photo. I can neither confirm nor deny I was the originator of said photo. At the risk of possibly breaking a Glove Club rule, though, I felt I had an obligation to the greater good. Plus, I tried my best to hide the identity of the perpetrator. By the way, nice fight club pull ... rewatched that movie last week.

Nice songs, too, Josh, especially the pull from the movie the mannequin (hope that wasn't from memory). Keep Your Hands to Yourself and Legs really hit the mark for me. More songs:

Summer Lovin' - Grease
Shattered - Rolling Stones
Dead Man's Party - Oingo Boingo
These Boots are Made for Walking - N. Sinatra

Legs get crazy!
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Re: Caption Contest #1

Postby Rickybulldog » June 5th, 2010, 9:42 pm

GloveCrazy wrote:Maybe someone sent me the photo. I can neither confirm nor deny I was the originator of said photo. At the risk of possibly breaking a Glove Club rule, though, I felt I had an obligation to the greater good. Plus, I tried my best to hide the identity of the perpetrator.


:lol: LOL. That's too comical. I could have sworn it was JD with a really great tan! LOL! :roll:

Frank, I'm glad you quit lurking, but come on bro.

Anyway, I'm game:

It was at that moment that young Mr. Bulldog learned never to buy from Ebay seller JACKTHERIPPER

After finalizing his trade with prized collector Jerry Ficci, Rickybulldog knew he had a leg up on the competition.

This is why you don't bring anything home wearing the beer goggles!

After going O for the month Mr. Bulldog calls in the slumpbuster!


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Dave Matthews Band - CRASH...into me
ZZZ Top - TUSH
BLINK 182 - ALL THE small THINGS
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