
Continuing on:
Dropping a hot deuce. (That's for you Jared)
Tommy "Specs" McGhee gives the ole' peepers an eye test.
You know you're a terrible pitcher when:
You're known around the clubhouse as "The experiment"
The grounds crew have seen more action on the mound than you.
The only rosin bags you've adjusted/handled have been your own sitting on the bullpen bench.