Caption Contest #6

[GloveCrazy]

Tragedy struck at the mitt bronzing ceremony.

[Rickybulldog]

In the early part of his career he invested in the stock market, but never really had the Midas touch.

After his fall, Rusty's family could never pick up the pieces.

[GloveCrazy]

Let's start off Caption 9 with

Now SHE doesn't throw like a girl!

[GloveCrazy]

Belle of the Ball Game
Promzilla
And in honor of this week's festivities (good luck guys!) I'll reuse the classic, National Treasure

[GloveCrazy]

Now THAT'S a screwball!

[Rickybulldog]

National games are always a DRAG!

Bautista was always a diva on the mound.

Heavy is the head that wears the tiara.

[ScottWNJ]

Rookie hazing is no longer just a pie in the face.

[GloveCrazy]

Nice ones, Greg care to weigh in on the subject?

Tiara mess ew!

[Rickybulldog]

Girls gone Wildpitch

Weak SISTER at the plate too.

You don't want to catch HIM on that time of the month.

Twisted Sister:

[GloveCrazy]

I don't know which is more concerning, the tiara and sash or the skin-tight latex bodysuit. Looks like he's wearing Spiderman pajamas underneath.

Field of Screams

[Rickybulldog]

The spiderman pajamas!

Diamonds ARE a girls best friend!


For the rotation:

Aerosmith: Dude looks like a lady

Carl Carlton: She's a bad mama jamma

[GloveCrazy]

Yeah figured the Spiderman pajamas would bring back memories.

[Rickybulldog]

LOL!

That guy looks studly! (I don't think I was in a "game" on that one. I think I was more of a diversion than anything back then. Because from the opposing dugout looking out to the right field bullpen, that big,tall guy "looks like he's throwin' hard!"

[GloveCrazy]

Diamonds ARE a girls best friend!

Yeah, that's the them song they play for him when he comes in. Not quite as intimidating as Hells Bells, though.

or, if I may,
Diamonds ARE a hurlers best friend!

[GloveCrazy]

Sure, nailing the swimsuit portion was a given, and she had that curveball for the talent portion that most of America longs for, but her downfall was the rambling on-and-on about the virtues of the potato (which was a little better received in the state contest).