Number 9, thanks for posting. I was thinking Cool Papa as well.
I loved one of his memorable quotes:
On scouts: "They used to say, 'If we find a good black player, we'll sign him.' They was lying."
and on his speed:
"Once he hit a line drive right past my ear. I turned around and saw the ball hit his a#$ sliding into second." - Satchel Paige
Rob Mucha, I admire your Earl Weaver approach to the game with the "Big Inning", but always remember the "Casey syndrome."
I happened to drive by Gold's Gym and saw Benito Santiago and Jason Giambi and they said they wanted to join your squad. I also noticed that you failed to list your righty pitcher. Clemens? No, wait I know it's Jose Canseco right?
While surfing the net I found some BP tops for your squad. Too bad they weren't muscle shirts.
If you like the shirts , they can be purchased from this site (I think they're hilarious):
http://thesteroidera.blogspot.com/2006/08/list-of-steroid-hgh-users-in-baseball.html